When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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