Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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