Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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