is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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