I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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