Grow some girl-balls and come out already
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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