my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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