Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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