Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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