My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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