the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
God, I missed his penis.
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