Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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