I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I want to walk on stilts...naked
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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