The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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