i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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