do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
It's rum buckets o'clock
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
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