We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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