So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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