Im at strip club and am horny
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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