addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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