There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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