Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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