Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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