from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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