he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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