we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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