I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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