Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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