Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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