So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
