UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I could fuck to npr.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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