Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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