The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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