I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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