just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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