the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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