oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
