I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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