Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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