do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Text me some of your sweat
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