your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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