Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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