If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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