just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Randomize
