My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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