Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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