just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
