Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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