Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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