I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
