I CAN MOONWALK!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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