Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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