I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There's always time for handjobs
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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