If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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