It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
