Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize
